Thursday, July 29, 2010

Monster House

See this face? Let's run down the day:
1. Found him diaper-less 3 times
2. Opened the bedroom door for the first time
3. Spread diaper rash cream on his face, the baby's face, the couch, and my arm
4. Threw cars and blocks at both dogs endlessly
5. Kicked the baby in the face, climbed on top of her, and did something to make her cry and said "I'm sorry baby" repeatedly, so it must have been bad.
6. Opened the bathroom door, climbed into the tub, and poured water all over the floor, into the fake flower vase, and himself
7. Smooshed 2 grapes into the carpet
8. Attempted to feed a peanut M&M to the baby (and his stuffed animal)
9. Tore his sandwich into tiny pieces and threw it all over the floor, then asked, "Am I a good boy?"

Now this! She's mobile!
I'm outnumbered.

8 comments:

Vivien said...

Oh Harrison!!

Unknown said...

LOVE it!! He us just keeping you on your toes and making sure you're really paying attention ;). I still can't believe that sweet little man can do all that! However, the "I'm sorry" to the baby is hilarious!! Hope you survive the week!!

Anonymous said...

sounds just like a normal "big brother" HA!! love it!! it will get better eventually (20 years or so) Love to all, Aunt Kathy

lalagram said...

Ok...well it sounds to me like you need to stay off the computer and pay more attention to him OR just send him to grandma and I will play with him 100% of the time.....he actually sounds like a real normal kid to me!! I can't believe Annelise is growing so fast. Sure do wish you all weren't so far away!! They are so sweet. I like Harrison's hair cut!!
Love,
Grandma

lalagram said...

Sure am missing you guys!!
Love you,
Grandma

Cecilia said...

looking forward to it. Thanks for the forwarning. You might want to keep secrets for the rest of our benefits.

Thanks.

Cecilia

Tia said...

Okay, this is adorable and when I read it a month ago I laughed so much about their shenanigans BUT where are the new posts? I hear the little one is crawling everywhere! I heard of Harrison's battle scab from his fight with the stroller/curb but WHERE IS THE PROOF? How am I supposed to believe these stories?

Laura said...

Send Harrison over and I'll have the twins teach him how to make a real disaster. Ain't bad enough unless you have to get the steam cleaner out.